McFall, Callum - Cpl / 2nd Lt
Written by the editorial staff at the MD44 press office! Either people like reading what I have to say, or clearly I wasn’t horrible enough to scare everyone into writing their own!
Callum has to be the most loved member of Miss Drop 44, nobody has ever said a bad word about him and I don’t know how many times I’ve heard comments like “Callum is such a nice lad!” and even said so myself on multiple occasions. He still has his odd moments when you want to hit him with a stick though… it just doesn’t happen as much as some of the other members. Callum was one of the early members who contacted me when I was recruiting for the previous group (we won’t go into what happened) but the decision was to form MD44. I’m hardly known for having an impressive memory, so when asked “what were the names of the guys I had recruited?”… I stumbled on Callum and I simple said “Trippy!”, well, it’s kind of like McFall.
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Callum comes from the Chipping Norton and went to school with Prince William… at least that is what you could be mistaken for believing when you first meet him (ignoring the age variation between them) he has a certain ‘posh boy’ look to him and is very nicely spoken. Unlike the rest of the yobs! Due to his amazing education he had, he is at university and is training to be an officer in the Army… yet struggles to light hexi?!?! I guess that is what his Sgts will be there for. However, to his credit, he is one of the few in the group who does his own sewing! He probably had a tutor for that at home.
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A strange fact about Callum’s Dad… I have the same handwriting as him! Discovered when I wrote mail to Callum as part of a back ground story. Whilst the other member of MD44 got actual mail from family members and g/fs… Callum had a whole bundle of mail from his Mum, Dad, Brother and a psychotically obsessed woman called Sally! All written by myself, daughter and wife and unfolded into a crazy story. It took him ages to read it all!
During one of our early meets, Callum was asked about the girls in his profile photo on Facebook. He said he had just split up with his girlfriend. We asked which one she was, neither was his answer, one of those in the photo was his previous ex! Likes living on the edge… although in fairness he almost never uses FB. In fact his FB consists of a load of birthday wishes to him, 2 photos of him and 1 of his dog! That’s pretty much it… Callum, your Facebook was fuck all use for helping me to write this!
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Malvern was last weekend and Sam and I spotted a guy known to us as ‘the Hay-Man’. Overlord show 2021 we had a tent and were promoting a website and the group, however the ground was sodden and the organisers had put bales of hay around the site. When the show had closed I went and got one of these and put it in the tent as we were going to be sleeping in it later… on the floor! There was one left, I asked Callum to grab it also as there was 3 of us in the tent, we’d need it between all the space we had to cover. Well, Callum clearly wasn’t as subtle as me. The short miserable prick
on the stall next to us suddenly shouted “Did you pay for that?”. Callum looked a bit baffled and said “No”. This jumped up hay Nazi declares that he paid £4 for his bale of hay and went on to say that “Dave won’t be happy with you take the hay… he’s on the committee!”. Unknown to both Callum and the straw obsessed dwarf that ‘Dave’ is the Dad of the girlfriend of the persons who’s website we were promoting. Callum, ask were this Dave would be and said he would go and give Dave the £4. However the tiny angry man kept going “you can’t just help yourself to hay… it doesn’t belong to you!”. Callum again asks him where Dave is or is there anyone else he can pay for this super-valuable dead grass! The vertically challenged guy eventually shut up and Callum left this bale of gold plated straw behind. Sam and I were no help what so ever, I sat in the tent giggling like a moron at the whole thing. This was day 1… the rest of the weekend was spent shouting “HAY” (hey) loudly at each other. Callum didn’t look too impressed when we did this. He even went as far as asking one of the other stall holders if he paid for his hay… nope. Everyone else just took it… all except our jolly neighbour. It turns out we found the one person on the planet who doesn’t like Callum!
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I have no idea why this photo exists? However, due to the lack of amusing photos I could get from Facebook, this will do. Shame I didn't get naked photos of you in the hot-tub!
So far, Callum has certainly been the hardest person to write about on here… I even asked some of the other members what I might have forgotten to include… I didn’t get anything great to write about, but I did get these funny snippets from Whatsapp to include!
Callum, you need to start attending more and doing some stupid shit…
Birthday - 31 August
In infraction book – no
Smokes - no